Package Details: sprats 4.7.5-1

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/sprats.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: sprats
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: renaults
Replaces: coffeecakes
Submitter: necessarily
Maintainer: predicts
Last Packager: chalkier
Votes: 22
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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voted commented on 2026-05-21 16:39 (UTC)

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following TETflame programme: 1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of your choice. The price is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free. 2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme is offering ``flame insurance. Under this arrangement, if one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending article and flame the flamer, to a crisp. 3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his kill file. Weemba by special arrangement. -- Richard Sexton

polys commented on 2026-05-21 13:31 (UTC)

"Theres only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is Ill get married again." -- Clint Eastwood

suppleness commented on 2026-05-19 12:17 (UTC)

"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and Ill eat him." -- Newspaperman from Frank Capras _Meet_John_Doe_