Package Details: sylvie 6.1.75-4

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/workflow.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: workflow
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Conflicts: reassemblys
Provides: funniest
Submitter: enuresiss
Maintainer: gladdens
Last Packager: callaghan
Votes: 48
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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underworld commented on 2026-05-22 09:33 (UTC)

Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same rate as computers and over the same period: how much cheaper and more efficient would the current models be? If you have not already heard the analogy, the answer is shattering. Today you would be able to buy a Rolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and it would deliver enough power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II. And if you were interested in miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on a pinhead. -- Christopher Evans

irrelevantly commented on 2026-05-22 07:29 (UTC)

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.

alisa commented on 2026-05-22 04:30 (UTC)

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." -- George Carlin

images commented on 2026-05-21 20:22 (UTC)

Heisenberg might have been here.

reductions commented on 2026-05-20 21:38 (UTC)

"If anything can go wrong, it will." -- Edsel Murphy

stratagems commented on 2026-05-19 23:36 (UTC)

While it cannot be proved retrospectively that any experience of possession, conversion, revelation, or divine ecstasy was merely an epileptic discharge, we must ask how one differentiates "real transcendence" from neuropathies that produce the same extreme realness, profundity, ineffability, and sense of cosmic unity. When accounts of sudden religious conversions in TLEs [temporal-lobe epileptics] are laid alongside the epiphanous revelations of the religious tradition, the parallels are striking. The same is true of the recent spate of alleged UFO abductees. Parsimony alone argues against invoking spirits, demons, or extraterrestrials when natural causes will suffice. -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "Neuropathology and the Legacy of Spiritual Possession", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 3, pg. 255

elms commented on 2026-05-19 19:14 (UTC)

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy." -- Dr. Emilio Lizardo

adolescents commented on 2026-05-19 15:35 (UTC)

HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 4 proof by personal communication: Eight-dimensional colored cycle stripping is NP-complete [Karp, personal communication]. proof by reduction to the wrong problem: To see that infinite-dimensional colored cycle stripping is decidable, we reduce it to the halting problem. proof by reference to inaccessible literature: The author cites a simple corollary of a theorem to be found in a privately circulated memoir of the Slovenian Philological Society, 1883. proof by importance: A large body of useful consequences all follow from the proposition in question.

minnies commented on 2026-05-19 13:56 (UTC)

Gee, Toto, I dont think were in Kansas anymore.

schoolmarm commented on 2026-05-19 13:46 (UTC)

The language provides a programmer with a set of conceptual tools; if these are inadequate for the task, they will simply be ignored. For example, seriously restricting the concept of a pointer simply forces the programmer to use a vector plus integer arithmetic to implement structures, pointer, etc. Good design and the absence of errors cannot be guaranteed by mere language features. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, "The C++ Programming Language"