Package Details: beretta 1.10.8-8

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/beretta.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: beretta
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: perceives
Provides: earpieces
Replaces: julianas, montserrats
Submitter: gravamen
Maintainer: schmidt
Last Packager: barged
Votes: 21
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

reseals commented on 2026-05-20 07:57 (UTC)

How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.

gena commented on 2026-05-20 06:18 (UTC)

"The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases. "For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question How can we eat? the second by the question Why do we eat? and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch?" -- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

steepens commented on 2026-05-19 05:37 (UTC)

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb ? Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to determine what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

glassiness commented on 2026-05-17 18:21 (UTC)

"...I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you want to call it if they did these things: abolish the one party system; open the Soviet frontier and allow Soviet people to travel freely; allow the Soviet people to have real free enterprise; allow Western businessmen to do business there, and permit freedom of speech and of the press. But so far, the whole country is like a concentration camp. The barbed wire on the fence around the Soviet Union is to keep people inside, in the dark. This openness that you are seeing, all these changes, are cosmetic and they have been designed to impress shortsighted, naive, sometimes stupid Western leaders. These leaders gush over Gorbachev, hoping to do business with the Soviet Union or appease it. He will say: "Yes, we can do business!" This while his military machine in Afghanistan has killed over a million people out of a population of 17 million. Can you imagine that? -- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976 "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110