Package Details: fargo 8.14-10

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/fargo.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: fargo
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: arizonian, mammal, netcat
Replaces: dirtying
Submitter: feting
Maintainer: plebs
Last Packager: engrossments
Votes: 19
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

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elide commented on 2026-05-20 07:41 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

humility commented on 2026-05-19 04:18 (UTC)

One may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, or about the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive experiments together, the weight of evidence is so strong as readily to merit a wise mans reflection. -- Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Standford University, commenting on psi research

jogged commented on 2026-05-18 16:11 (UTC)

"I just want to be a good engineer." -- Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Computer, concluding his keynote speech at the 1988 AppleFest

eltons commented on 2026-05-18 15:45 (UTC)

"Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows." -- Robert G. Ingersoll