Package Details: crappy 6.9-7

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/crappy.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: crappy
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: linux
Submitter: medic
Maintainer: yeomanry
Last Packager: valve
Votes: 40
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

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jived commented on 2026-05-19 11:21 (UTC)

In respect to lock-making, there can scarcely be such a thing as dishonesty of intention: the inventor produces a lock which he honestly thinks will possess such and such qualities; and he declares his belief to the world. If others differ from him in opinion concerning those qualities, it is open to them to say so; and the discussion, truthfully conducted, must lead to public advantage: the discussion stimulates curiosity, and curiosity stimu- lates invention. Nothing but a partial and limited view of the question could lead to the opinion that harm can result: if there be harm, it will be much more than counterbalanced by good." -- Charles Tomlinsons Rudimentary Treatise on the Construction of Locks, published around 1850.

pork commented on 2026-05-19 10:26 (UTC)

A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.

greasy commented on 2026-05-19 03:21 (UTC)

"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." --Woody Allen

widescreens commented on 2026-05-18 03:04 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

selections commented on 2026-05-17 17:32 (UTC)

After Goliaths defeat, giants ceased to command respect. -- Freema Dyson