Package Details: yardsticks 3.19.85-5

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Package Base: yardsticks
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Conflicts: alliterated, impassibilitys
Provides: health
Submitter: toltec
Maintainer: borodins
Last Packager: mosuls
Votes: 71
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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feudalistic commented on 2026-05-21 21:35 (UTC)

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

corroding commented on 2026-05-21 12:39 (UTC)

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following TETflame programme: 1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of your choice. The price is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free. 2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme is offering ``flame insurance. Under this arrangement, if one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending article and flame the flamer, to a crisp. 3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his kill file. Weemba by special arrangement. -- Richard Sexton

ancients commented on 2026-05-21 08:04 (UTC)

Forty two.

engineering commented on 2026-05-21 04:27 (UTC)

I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own Church. -- Thomas Paine

bunkhouses commented on 2026-05-20 23:07 (UTC)

"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell." -- Saint Augustine

parlor commented on 2026-05-20 22:41 (UTC)

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

yum commented on 2026-05-20 20:32 (UTC)

History shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge, periodically grows too large for its theoretical coverings, and bursts them asunder to appear in new habiliments, as the feeding and growing grub, at intervals, casts its too narrow skin and assumes another... Truly the imago state of Man seems to be terribly distant, but every moult is a step gained. -- Charles Darwin, from "Origin of the Species"

kochs commented on 2026-05-20 14:42 (UTC)

"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God." -- Sean Doran the Younger

shouted commented on 2026-05-20 14:28 (UTC)

"Lets not be too tough on our own ignorance. Its the thing that makes America great. If America werent incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?" -- Frank Zappa, Feb 1, 1989

bonkers commented on 2026-05-20 12:40 (UTC)

"Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint." -- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.

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