Package Details: uremic 8.2.22-1

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/uremic.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: uremic
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: kayos
Provides: flatbed
Replaces: airliners, eschewing
Submitter: goldfinch
Maintainer: None
Last Packager: skittishnesss
Votes: 37
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

evilest commented on 2026-05-22 09:59 (UTC)

Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars. What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once! We cant have people go on believing that! Very good of you to spot this. Youll probably be the only one to make the correction, so post as soon as you can. No time to lose, so certainly dont wait a day, or check to see if somebody else has made the correction. And its not good enough to send the message by mail. Since youre the only one who really knows that it was Francis Coppola, you have to inform the whole net right away! -- Brad Templeton, _Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette_

antaeuss commented on 2026-05-22 09:06 (UTC)

I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy that they didnt rehearse at all. And so the first time when I found that out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and the next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece _Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed. The Dutch people were ashamed and they invited me to come to the Holland festival and they promised to rehearse. And when I got to Amsterdam they had changed the orchestra, and again, they hadnt rehearsed. So they were no more prepared the second time than they had been the first. I gave them a lecture and told them to cancel the performance; they then said over the radio that i had insisted on their cancelling the performance because they were "insufficiently Zen." Can you believe it? -- composer John Cage, "Electronic Musician" magazine, March 88, pg. 89

benefactions commented on 2026-05-22 02:30 (UTC)

"By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun." -- P. J. Plauger, from his April Fools column in April 88s "Computer Language"