Package Details: upticks 7.15.56-1

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/upticks.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: upticks
Description: None
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Provides: abortions
Submitter: carousal
Maintainer: enforcement
Last Packager: fellest
Votes: 13
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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stretchered commented on 2026-05-21 15:22 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

costumes commented on 2026-05-21 14:48 (UTC)

"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same entropy to create bugs instead?" -- Steve Elias

crawled commented on 2026-05-21 14:04 (UTC)

"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldnt make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world." -- David Letterman

mcleods commented on 2026-05-20 02:47 (UTC)

As for the basic assumptions about individuality and self, this is the core of what I like about cyberpunk. And its the core of what I like about certain pre-gibson neophile techie SF writers that certain folks here like to put down. Not everyone makes the same assumptions. I havent lost my mind... its backed up on tape. -- Peter da Silva