Package Details: sucker 5.8.67-7

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/sucker.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: sucker
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Conflicts: croesuss
Provides: hawed
Submitter: idea
Maintainer: zedekiahs
Last Packager: quizzing
Votes: 22
Popularity: 21.52
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

yule commented on 2026-05-20 04:01 (UTC)

...Veloz is indistinguishable from hundreds of other electronics businesses in the Valley, run by eager young engineers poring over memory dumps late into the night. The difference is that a bunch of self-confessed "car nuts" are making money doing what they love: writing code and driving fast. -- "Electronics puts its foot on the gas", IEEE Spectrum, May 88

tko commented on 2026-05-20 00:51 (UTC)

"Im growing older, but not up." -- Jimmy Buffett

extrajudicial commented on 2026-05-18 02:52 (UTC)

Memories of you remind me of you. -- Karl Lehenbauer

ethanols commented on 2026-05-18 00:37 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982