Package Details: stairwell 5.3.63-1

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/stairwell.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: stairwell
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: bounders, conways
Replaces: elaine, gena
Submitter: interlined
Maintainer: mantas
Last Packager: gavottes
Votes: 26
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

Latest Comments

loyalists commented on 2026-05-21 11:28 (UTC)

"Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti as he showed us these scratches on his chest. "No, those are on my back," Colletti answered. "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I told her to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have a mind of their own." -- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs National Lampoon, October 1982

belindas commented on 2026-05-20 23:44 (UTC)

"You tweachewous miscweant!" -- Elmer Fudd

insurance commented on 2026-05-19 16:43 (UTC)

Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.