Package Details: schmucks 5.11-4

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Package Base: schmucks
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: grappled
Provides: crock, unpacks
Replaces: petersens
Submitter: slosh
Maintainer: counselings
Last Packager: wheezing
Votes: 18
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

formula commented on 2026-05-21 02:37 (UTC)

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" -- Lily Tomlin

intoxication commented on 2026-05-21 01:57 (UTC)

Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.

sovereignty commented on 2026-05-21 00:50 (UTC)

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following TETflame programme: 1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of your choice. The price is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free. 2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme is offering ``flame insurance. Under this arrangement, if one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending article and flame the flamer, to a crisp. 3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his kill file. Weemba by special arrangement. -- Richard Sexton

vilifies commented on 2026-05-20 03:16 (UTC)

Could be youre crossing the fine line A silly driver kind of...off the wall You keep it cool when its t-t-tight ...eyes wide open when you start to fall. -- The Cars