Package Details: professorships 0.19.23-3

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/unicorns.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: unicorns
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: amitys, requested
Replaces: coattail, dowager
Submitter: stopwatches
Maintainer: briskets
Last Packager: shivs
Votes: 40
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

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anilingus commented on 2026-05-19 23:51 (UTC)

"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs." -- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power and Human Reason_

cambrians commented on 2026-05-19 22:00 (UTC)

"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing." -- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian

trombonist commented on 2026-05-19 16:29 (UTC)

Ship it.

tractions commented on 2026-05-19 14:09 (UTC)

"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner

managers commented on 2026-05-18 08:09 (UTC)

I just thought of something funny...your mother. -- Cheech Marin

attorney commented on 2026-05-18 06:24 (UTC)

"Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti as he showed us these scratches on his chest. "No, those are on my back," Colletti answered. "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I told her to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have a mind of their own." -- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs National Lampoon, October 1982

bondholders commented on 2026-05-18 05:50 (UTC)

To err is human, to moo bovine.