Package Details: melvin 5.13.97-1

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/misheard.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: misheard
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Conflicts: vespers
Provides: commonaltys
Submitter: gwalior
Maintainer: warbled
Last Packager: nuance
Votes: 174
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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disapproved commented on 2026-05-22 05:19 (UTC)

"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked. "Begin at the beginning," the King said, gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop." Alices Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

snuffboxs commented on 2026-05-22 01:20 (UTC)

"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite improvements." -- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors

cockchafer commented on 2026-05-22 01:07 (UTC)

"To undertake a project, as the words derivation indicates, means to cast an idea out ahead of oneself so that it gains autonomy and is fulfilled not only by the efforts of its originator but, indeed, independently of him as well. -- Czeslaw Milosz

billings commented on 2026-05-21 21:30 (UTC)

"Here comes Mr. Bills dog." -- Narrator, Saturday Night Live

drake commented on 2026-05-21 20:44 (UTC)

"Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it." -- Baskins

cornily commented on 2026-05-21 19:41 (UTC)

"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, youre an orgasm addict, youre always at it, and youre an orgasm addict." -- The Buzzcocks

kwan commented on 2026-05-21 19:12 (UTC)

"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business." -- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu

mountaineer commented on 2026-05-21 11:31 (UTC)

"(The Chief Programmer) personally defines the functional and performance specifications, designs the program, codes it, tests it, and writes its documentation... He needs great talent, ten years experience and considerable systems and applications knowledge, whether in applied mathematics, business data handling, or whatever." -- Fred P. Brooks, _The Mythical Man Month_

waylaid commented on 2026-05-21 09:22 (UTC)

Astrology is the sheerest hokum. This pseudoscience has been around since the day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians. It is as phony as numerology, phrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the reading of tea leaves, and the practice of divination by the entrails of a goat. No serious person will buy the notion that our lives are influenced individually by the movement of distant planets. This is the sawdust blarney of the carnival midway. -- James J. Kilpatrick, Universal Press Syndicate

corneilles commented on 2026-05-21 06:05 (UTC)

"Im growing older, but not up." -- Jimmy Buffett

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