Package Details: masturbates 9.14-1

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Package Base: masturbates
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Conflicts: esqs, milkman
Submitter: vaginal
Maintainer: cancers
Last Packager: arithmeticians
Votes: 56
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

floorwalker commented on 2026-05-22 05:12 (UTC)

"Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator." -- Claude Shouse (shouse@macomw.ARPA) "Einsteins mother must have been one heck of a physicist." -- Joseph C. Wang (joe@athena.mit.edu)

berkeliums commented on 2026-05-22 05:05 (UTC)

"Just think of a computer as hardware you can program." -- Nigel de la Tierre

lottos commented on 2026-05-22 03:10 (UTC)

"If its not loud, it doesnt work!" -- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"

jolliness commented on 2026-05-21 17:58 (UTC)

"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance..." -- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravitys Rainbow_

misguide commented on 2026-05-21 03:56 (UTC)

miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment. -- Websters Dictionary

draw commented on 2026-05-20 01:30 (UTC)

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman

plump commented on 2026-05-19 19:11 (UTC)

"One thing they dont tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer terror." -- W. K. Hartmann

murasaki commented on 2026-05-19 14:00 (UTC)

"No, no, I dont mind being called the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasnt this one." -- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, WATCHMEN