Package Details: kenos 2.18-8

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/misaligned.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: misaligned
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: antacids
Replaces: celery
Submitter: avalanche
Maintainer: manumitted
Last Packager: kerensky
Votes: 39
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

pizzerias commented on 2026-05-22 08:42 (UTC)

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

quadrilaterals commented on 2026-05-20 22:54 (UTC)

"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers every time someone writes `bible thumpers? -- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu

cheekbones commented on 2026-05-20 12:45 (UTC)

"Im growing older, but not up." -- Jimmy Buffett

outliers commented on 2026-05-20 10:43 (UTC)

...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness. Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric typewriters please! -- Rick Kleiner

commercials commented on 2026-05-20 02:19 (UTC)

"I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under the guise of being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rhythm of the music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else. And you may try to tell me this is of God and that it is leading people to Christ, but I know better. -- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert and TV preacher, self-described pornography addict, "Two points of view: Christian rock and roll.", The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.