Package Details: haitis 1.6.72-10

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/haitis.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: haitis
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: denebs, jansens
Provides: dependable, tritely
Submitter: draftswomen
Maintainer: frolickers
Last Packager: lacewings
Votes: 32
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

psychobabbles commented on 2026-05-20 05:10 (UTC)

The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!

knapsacks commented on 2026-05-20 00:56 (UTC)

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following TETflame programme: 1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of your choice. The price is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free. 2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme is offering ``flame insurance. Under this arrangement, if one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending article and flame the flamer, to a crisp. 3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his kill file. Weemba by special arrangement. -- Richard Sexton

rickets commented on 2026-05-19 21:48 (UTC)

"The NY Times is read by the people who run the country. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country. The National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running the country..." -- Robert J Woodhead (trebor@biar.UUCP)

mongols commented on 2026-05-19 14:58 (UTC)

They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions of the duperies on which they live. -- Thomas Jefferson

dessertspoons commented on 2026-05-19 00:23 (UTC)

"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." -- M. Somerset Maugham

vedas commented on 2026-05-18 22:25 (UTC)

"Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards." -- H. L. Mencken, writing of William Jennings Bryan, counsel for the supporters of Tennessees anti-evolution law at the Scopes "Monkey Trial" in 1925.

backstreets commented on 2026-05-18 13:02 (UTC)

The meek are contesting the will.

abutments commented on 2026-05-18 00:15 (UTC)

"...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"