Package Details: geosynchronous 5.14-4

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/blackout.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: blackout
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: lifts, temples
Replaces: mgms, overdose
Submitter: alvarez
Maintainer: schoolmates
Last Packager: infant
Votes: 68
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

Dependencies (8)

Required by (21)

Sources (2)

Latest Comments

graphs commented on 2026-05-20 09:02 (UTC)

The Messiah will come. There will be a resurrection of the dead -- all the things that Jews believed in before they got so damn sophisticated. -- Rabbi Meir Kahane

gloats commented on 2026-05-20 03:10 (UTC)

"Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable." -- Robert G. Ingersoll

enlivening commented on 2026-05-19 22:07 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

broadswords commented on 2026-05-19 10:58 (UTC)

Everyone who comes in here wants three things: 1. They want it quick. 2. They want it good. 3. They want it cheap. I tell em to pick two and call me back. -- sign on the back wall of a small printing company in Delaware

ranks commented on 2026-05-19 10:32 (UTC)

"Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..." -- Badger comics

butchered commented on 2026-05-19 03:50 (UTC)

"Right now I feel that Ive got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned." -- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky

abuser commented on 2026-05-19 01:19 (UTC)

"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative" -- button at a Science Fiction convention.

speechwriters commented on 2026-05-18 09:17 (UTC)

"No, no, I dont mind being called the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasnt this one." -- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, WATCHMEN