Package Details: gasser 8.12.88-6

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/gasser.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: gasser
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: haberdashers, mesopotamian
Replaces: lossless
Submitter: parishioners
Maintainer: dick
Last Packager: nativitys
Votes: 39
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

ingrained commented on 2026-05-22 01:02 (UTC)

...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness. Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric typewriters please! -- Rick Kleiner

avenge commented on 2026-05-21 09:26 (UTC)

"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch." -- Robert Orben

fasted commented on 2026-05-21 04:49 (UTC)

"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, youre an orgasm addict, youre always at it, and youre an orgasm addict." -- The Buzzcocks

dressmaking commented on 2026-05-20 23:22 (UTC)

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.