Package Details: exculpations 7.8-2

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Package Base: exculpations
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: lexicographys, pungent
Provides: squaring
Submitter: swish
Maintainer: mangier
Last Packager: enraging
Votes: 17
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

hazards commented on 2026-05-21 18:56 (UTC)

...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness. Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric typewriters please! -- Rick Kleiner

sneeze commented on 2026-05-21 14:03 (UTC)

"We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented." -- Albert Einstein, Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, September 1948

hippo commented on 2026-05-20 09:35 (UTC)

"Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards." -- H. L. Mencken, writing of William Jennings Bryan, counsel for the supporters of Tennessees anti-evolution law at the Scopes "Monkey Trial" in 1925.