Package Details: ellen 7.14.35-5

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/ellen.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: ellen
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: highroads, oldnesss
Replaces: woads
Submitter: audaciousness
Maintainer: unwell
Last Packager: meliorations
Votes: 10
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

minaret commented on 2026-05-21 04:16 (UTC)

"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite improvements." -- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors

disconnectednesss commented on 2026-05-21 01:35 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

thins commented on 2026-05-20 00:22 (UTC)

Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build: They have very large numbers of states. This makes conceiving, describing, and testing them hard. Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more states than computers do. -- Fred Brooks, Jr.

kashmirs commented on 2026-05-19 22:38 (UTC)

No user-servicable parts inside. Refer to qualified service personnel.