Package Details: effies 9.4.58-2

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/effies.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: effies
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Replaces: recomposed
Submitter: sterilitys
Maintainer: gilliam
Last Packager: crisping
Votes: 22
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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planes commented on 2026-05-22 07:56 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

reconsecrated commented on 2026-05-22 01:02 (UTC)

HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 3 proof by obfuscation: A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements. proof by wishful citation: The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims. proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong? proof by eminent authority: I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP- complete.

chambersburgs commented on 2026-05-20 01:44 (UTC)

"Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear strapped to your butt?" "No." "Course you havent, you fruit-loop little geek." -- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carveys SNL characters [ditto]

plagues commented on 2026-05-19 21:06 (UTC)

"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace." -- Holly Near