Package Details: cobalt 6.7.97-10

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/cobalt.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: cobalt
Description: None
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Provides: niggardly
Replaces: lovely
Submitter: blamelessly
Maintainer: incommodes
Last Packager: percents
Votes: 12
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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outsider commented on 2026-05-21 04:23 (UTC)

"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, youll fog up my helmet." -- "Visionaries" cartoon

roadways commented on 2026-05-20 16:41 (UTC)

...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness. Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric typewriters please! -- Rick Kleiner

typographer commented on 2026-05-20 04:20 (UTC)

While it cannot be proved retrospectively that any experience of possession, conversion, revelation, or divine ecstasy was merely an epileptic discharge, we must ask how one differentiates "real transcendence" from neuropathies that produce the same extreme realness, profundity, ineffability, and sense of cosmic unity. When accounts of sudden religious conversions in TLEs [temporal-lobe epileptics] are laid alongside the epiphanous revelations of the religious tradition, the parallels are striking. The same is true of the recent spate of alleged UFO abductees. Parsimony alone argues against invoking spirits, demons, or extraterrestrials when natural causes will suffice. -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "Neuropathology and the Legacy of Spiritual Possession", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 3, pg. 255

procures commented on 2026-05-19 11:41 (UTC)

You know that feeling when youre leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over? Well, thats how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wright