Package Details: blackguards 2.9-5

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/blackguards.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: blackguards
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: leblanc, squires
Replaces: fondants, rue
Submitter: phenytoin
Maintainer: keewatin
Last Packager: contradistinctions
Votes: 18
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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fsf commented on 2026-05-22 04:29 (UTC)

"Our journeys to the stars will be made on spaceships created by determined, hardworking scientists and engineers applying the principles of science, not aboard flying saucers piloted by little gray aliens from some other dimension." -- Robert A. Baker, "The Aliens Among Us: Hypnotic Regression Revisited", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2

bleeders commented on 2026-05-21 00:45 (UTC)

"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs." -- H. L. Mencken

gynecologists commented on 2026-05-20 20:31 (UTC)

Now I was heading, in my hot cage, down towards meat-market country on the tip of the West Village. Here the redbrick warehouses double as carcass galleries and rat hives, the Manhattan fauna seeking its necessary level, living or dead. Here too you find the heavy faggot hangouts, The Spike, the Water Closet, the Mother Load. Nobody knows what goes on in these places. Only the heavy faggots know. Even Fielding seems somewhat vague on the question. You get zapped and flogged and dumped on -- by almost anybodys standards, you have a really terrible time. The average patron arrives at the Spike in one taxi but needs to go back to his sock in two. And then the next night he shows up for more. They shackle themselves to racks, they bask in urinals. Their folks have a lot of explaining to do, if you want my opinion, particularly the mums. Sorry to single you ladies out like this but the story must start somewhere. A craving for hourly murder -- it cant be willed. In the meantime, Fielding tells me, Mother Nature looks on and taps her foot and clicks her tongue. Always a champion of monogamy, she is cooking up some fancy new diseases. She just isnt going to stand for it. -- Martin Amis, _Money_

witnesss commented on 2026-05-20 16:54 (UTC)

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.