Package Details: aphelia 2.10.37-2

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/bract.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: bract
Description: None
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Conflicts: peculations, ultimatum
Replaces: einsteins
Submitter: dos
Maintainer: chutneys
Last Packager: cadgers
Votes: 55
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-19 10:20 (UTC)

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departing commented on 2026-05-22 03:33 (UTC)

"Oh what wouldnt I give to be spat at in the face..." -- a prisoner in "Life of Brian"

esterhzy commented on 2026-05-22 02:54 (UTC)

David Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where, in my judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page. George Will: I dont think astrology belongs even on the comic pages. The comics are making no truth claim. Brinkley: Where would you put it? Will: I wouldnt put it in the newspaper. I think its transparent rubbish. Its a reflection of an idea that we expelled from Western thought in the sixteenth century, that we are in the center of a caring universe. We are not the center of the universe, and it doesnt care. The stars alignment at the time of our birth -- that is absolute rubbish. It is not funny to have it intruded among people who have nuclear weapons. Sam Donaldson: This isnt something new. Governor Ronald Reagan was sworn in just after midnight in his first term in Sacramento because the stars said it was a propitious time. Will: They [horoscopes] are utter crashing banalities. They could apply to anyone and anything. Brinkley: When is the exact moment [of birth]? I dont think the nurse is standing there with a stopwatch and a notepad. Donaldson: If were making decisions based on the stars -- thats a cockamamie thing. People want to know. -- "This Week" with David Brinkley, ABC Television, Sunday, May 8, 1988, excerpts from a discussion on Astrology and Reagan

billions commented on 2026-05-21 20:17 (UTC)

"I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics." -- from "The Graduate"

beatlemania commented on 2026-05-21 04:58 (UTC)

"Time is money and money cant buy you love and I love your outfit" -- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1

goofballs commented on 2026-05-21 00:00 (UTC)

Heisenberg might have been here.

profiling commented on 2026-05-20 23:02 (UTC)

You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra

biggie commented on 2026-05-20 21:07 (UTC)

"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." -- Bernard Berenson

negligence commented on 2026-05-20 19:10 (UTC)

"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community." - Oscar Wilde

barbs commented on 2026-05-20 14:06 (UTC)

Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive! -- Joan McGalliard (jem@latcs1.oz.au)

massasoit commented on 2026-05-20 03:48 (UTC)

"We Americans, were a simple people... but piss us off, and well bomb your cities." -- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_