Package Details: any 2.3-7

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-sql-alchemy-2-x.sandbox.archlinux.page/any.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: any
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Replaces: kidding, upliftings
Submitter: twanged
Maintainer: dovish
Last Packager: subscribe
Votes: 51
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2026-05-17 15:27 (UTC)

Latest Comments

keypuncher commented on 2026-05-20 07:05 (UTC)

"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out? I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage

indispensables commented on 2026-05-19 20:24 (UTC)

"The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down." -- H. L. Mencken

untreated commented on 2026-05-19 16:48 (UTC)

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.

sejongs commented on 2026-05-19 15:27 (UTC)

"The lesser of two evils -- is evil." -- Seymour (Sy) Leon

pure commented on 2026-05-19 05:56 (UTC)

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell

runes commented on 2026-05-18 06:46 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

crenelations commented on 2026-05-17 20:11 (UTC)

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. -- John Keats